Comedian Pablo Francisco does a great inpersanation of the man from film trailers, you have to check this out it’s briliant! He’s doing a parody of some films with Keanu Reeves, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Morgan Freeman. Long live the king!
Why do you press harder on the buttons when the battery in the remote control is dead?
I’ve been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.
Take everything in moderation. Including moderation.
There are two rules for success: 1.) Don’t tell all you know.
Some days it’s not worth chewing through the straps.
Do not follow, for I may not lead. Do not lead, for I may not follow.
Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge.
Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.
I got some new underwear yesterday. Well, it was new to me.
I used to be a lifeguard, but some blue kid got me fired.
I don’t want buns of steel. I want buns of cinnamon.
It’s not who you know, it’s whom you know.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered drawer.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
Treat each day as your last; one day you will be right.
Follow your dreams, except for that one where you’re naked at work.
Which one of these is the non-smoking lifeboat?
Marriage is not a word. It’s a sentence.
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