A cop parks near a bar just before 2AM, hoping to nail a Drunken Driver. A guy staggers from the bar, heads to the nearest car, and tries to put his keys in the lock. Wrong car. He goes from car to car with the same results. Finally he finds his own car and gets in.
As the cop watches, the other patrons are leaving. Soon it is just this drunk trying to start his car. First the windshield wipers come on, then they go off. Then they turn on faster. Then off again. Now the turn signals, left, then right, then the emergency flashers. Oops, there goes the horn. Now the dome light.
FINALLY the car is started. After a few more screwups, the headlight come on at last. The driver pulls out onto the road. EEEEEeeeeeeeeee screams the siren as the eagar cop pulls the drunk over. The cop gives the drunk a breathalyzer. As the cop reads the numbers, he frowns, and is puzzled.
“Why, this says you just blew a 0.0″, says the cop, “Why, according to this, you aren’t drunk nor have you been drinking!”
“That’s right officer. I’m the designated decoy.“
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