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Breakfast Chores

A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.

Not yet,” said the little boy. His mother tells him he can’t have any breakfast until he does his chores.

Well, he’s a little ticked off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

How come I don’t get any eggs and bacon? Why don’t I have milk in my cereal?” he asks.

Well,” his mother says, “I saw you kick the chicken, so you don’t get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don’t get any bacon, for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so, for a week you aren’t getting any milk.

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the pussycat as he’s walking into the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, “Are you going to tell him, or should I?

Devious Drunk

A cop parks near a bar just before 2AM, hoping to nail a Drunken Driver. A guy staggers from the bar, heads to the nearest car, and tries to put his keys in the lock. Wrong car. He goes from car to car with the same results. Finally he finds his own car and gets in.
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